Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Guys, welcome to the Bork Episode two. Yeah, we are. We are on bezel island. We are so island, which is where our Bork origins started. Literally where the beel origin started. Literally. Truly. But yeah, we're going to get into it. Okay. Okay. The sunshine and L. I don't actually know if you can see us, so if you're on my YouTube and you can't see us. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's like, sitting right here, man.
[00:00:28] That's a squat, bro.
[00:00:29] Squat. That's a squat, bro.
[00:00:31] Guys, guys, can you. Can you see me? Hold on. You know what? Should we put it right here? I'm gonna do like that. Okay. And then we're gonna angle it. There we go. Dan, can you see me going slow? I mean, like, here in the corner? Hey. Okay, I'll go down to the corner.
[00:00:47] All right. All right. All right, set up.
[00:00:50] This is low to exposure therapy because we're in the middle of a parking lot right now. There's a car turning in. Yes. But lucky. I have absolutely no shame at all. They asked us what we're doing, but, yeah. So, like, let's not booking, I guess. I think you can see us. We're working right now. Yeah, you can't see it. It's off camera. Off camera working.
[00:01:10] So let's get started, guys. I guess. Okay, my first topic is.
[00:01:15] I don't actually know if you can hear us. Right. I was going to say, I feel like we should use, like, one of our phones for a micro.
[00:01:24] Okay. I'm gonna open the freaking. What's it called? Voice. Voice Memo. Yeah.
[00:01:32] Wait, I'm gonna send you my topics, and then we can just use my. I mean, you can, like, exit the voice mobile app. Oh, I didn't know that. But that's why you're recording.
[00:01:41] But yeah, if you can't hear us. If we're gonna try and, like, insert this. If you can't hear us. The computer audio. Yeah. But let's get started, guys. Our first topic is.
[00:01:55] Okay, my first topic is the bare minimum. Like, I feel like people get, like, excited, like, stuff that's like. He should be doing that. Right? Like, sometimes, guys, the bar is literally inside the floor, under the floor. It's so low. You can dig all the way to freaking China, bro. Literally, like, you would have to dig to find it. Yeah, he opened the door for me.
[00:02:17] Okay. Like, what else? What else would he be doing? Close it.
[00:02:22] I can't even lie to y' all or genuinely, like, with my. Oh, I Gotta stop saying that. But, like, I can't. When I'm hanging around with, like, my male friends, I really don't open doors that often. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, they should know. They should know. If I was a dude, I'd open the door. Maybe. I don't know. I don't just have to think about that, bro.
[00:02:45] You know? Like, it would just happen. It would happen.
[00:02:48] As a big, strong boy, I watch. Literally. Like.
[00:02:55] But yeah, no, Like, I feel like people get so excited over, like, stuff that, like.
[00:03:00] Okay, like, you should be doing that regardless.
[00:03:04] That's just.
[00:03:05] It's sexist. Yeah, well, patriarchy is, like, worth it.
[00:03:11] Like, this is just, like, this his job. I can't lie. This is what I'm saying. Like, chivalry should not be dead. It's. It's not, guys, we're gonna revive her. We are.
[00:03:22] Like, I always expect to have the door open for me. Literally, I expect.
[00:03:27] What else do I experience? I don't know. I expect them to walk on the, like, street side of the sidewalk.
[00:03:33] Like.
[00:03:35] But yeah, like, I feel like it's.
[00:03:40] I feel like.
[00:03:42] Like, come on, guys, walk in. You got to really lock in. You do have to. Like, why are we acting like. Hello? Oh, my gosh. She texted me. Okay.
[00:03:51] Texting me. Good morning, good night. Okay, we all have phones, bro. Like, we all have phones. Like, okay, right, okay. Like, oh, my God. You like my story, right?
[00:04:01] Winning the.
[00:04:03] Like, I like your story right now. That doesn't mean the thing. Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, in that same vein, though, like, I feel like this is, like, kind of a tangent, but, like, guys, story liking doesn't mean he likes you. That's what I'm saying. I feel like we have to start treating like dudes we. Like, not even just dudes, but people we like. We have to start treating them like friends and normal people. Like, when they do something crazy, you have to think to yourself, would my friend do this? Literally? And then if you want a relationship with them, you have to think, are they going above the friend standard? Because, like, other than that, they're literally just a pal. Or worse, they're an acquaintance, bro.
[00:04:39] Like, we need to start.
[00:04:41] Like, okay, it's one thing to have a crush, but if you're just like, oh, my God, he viewed my story. Like, all right, guys. All right. Like, okay, I won't lie. I won't lie, bro. I used to be, like, that kind of person, right? I was like, oh, my gosh, she did literally anything. I'd write, tweak, I'd break out, start getting excited. But, like, we're unknown, so, like, our standards are higher. Like, lock in, right? Like, we were just talking about this. Like, when somebody gives me a compliment, they're like, oh, my God, you're so funny. Oh, my God. Like, you dress really nice. I'm like, I know these things. Like, yes, I know. Thanks. Like, something I don't know, bro. Hashtag Selena Gomez. Like, be like, oh, my God, your eyes sparkle in the sun. Like, all right. I don't look at my eyes in the sun. That's like. That's a thoughtful observation.
[00:05:29] Like, I don't need to be told my glasses look nice, bro. I bought them for a reason.
[00:05:36] I tried on different pairs. I picked this one specific. That's what I'm saying.
[00:05:40] Like, we need to go above and beyond, you know? Yes.
[00:05:46] So higher expectations. That what? That was like, the bare minimum. Okay, don't accept it, guys. Don't accept the bare minimum. Like, if this person is really for you, they have to go above and beyond.
[00:05:57] Like, if your freaking classmate would do the same things your crush is doing, then. Then that's just your class.
[00:06:04] The grandma's the baby. The grandma's the freaking baby, bro. Like, 20, 26. We need to have high standards. Me, right now, I am not tied down to anyone. So it's a secret, guys. It's a secret. It's a secret. But, like, I, like, people give me compliments and whatever, and I'm just like, okay. Unless I get, like, freaking flowers on my doorstep every day, I'm not tying myself down for anyone. So, Moki, if my man's not a yearner, we need to bring back year in that year, please. I want somebody outside my doorstep, bro, asking my dad if they can speak to me just to, like, see my freaking face or something, bro. Like, if. If you messed up, I need your hands and knees.
[00:06:57] Sorry.
[00:06:59] Like, what do you mean you're gonna give up? Like, oh, freaking just I'm sorry. Apology.
[00:07:05] No, if you want to be with me, like, you have to own up to your freaking mistakes and, like, show me that you can do better and you want to do better. Okay, don't just say it, but also, like, in the same thing. This was for men too, bro. Like, if you're a girl is, like, doing the bare minimum. Like, you cannot. Like, I can't accept that either. Like, yes, as a woman, you're enough, right? But, like, also have to show this person you care about them more. Than other people care about them, you know? Yeah. Like, it's one thing to just be a pretty face. We all kind of just want to be a pretty face and sit there. But, like, you also have to, like, do your part. 50. 50, bro.
[00:07:44] Like, I was gonna say. I was gonna say maybe, like, like, 660. Yeah, 60, like, to the men's side, because, yeah, guys, I'm a traditional girl. I'm a traditional girl. I don't want to. I don't want to pay bills.
[00:07:58] I don't want to pay. I want somebody to pay for all my things. Maybe, like, clearly, I'll pay for the things. Yes. Don't worry. You'll get spoiled, too. That's what I'm saying.
[00:08:08] I want. I want literally today, like, I want to text you and be like, I want a new purse, and you send me freaking $15 for however much the freaking purses. Like. Like, for, like, I'll buy you lunch alone. Like. Like, that's what I'm saying. You get presents, too? Yeah, like.
[00:08:23] Like, not.
[00:08:25] Guys, get rid of 50. 50. Get rid of freaking 50. Like, if I'm gonna raise your freaking kids, you better buy me a freaking purse. Literally, Like. Like, hello. I'm gonna carry them in my freaking stomach for nine months. Like, if it was one. Okay, 50. 50. But no. And that's altering my body forever. Right. For you. You're funny. You did that to me. You're funny, dude. You think it's gonna be 50 spending a billion dollars on. Please. Immediately. Rubber. Immediately. Okay, so. But yeah, like, guys, both men and women, like, you guys got to, like, show people. Step in and then, period. Please get it out of here. Okay. Nonchalant.
[00:09:09] 20. 25. Everybody was nonchalant. Everybody was nonchalant. Dread hammer. We did it. We did it. It's over. It's over. It's.
[00:09:16] Start showing people you freaking care about and not okay, like, in the same. Like, nonchalant. It's like, even for friends, bro. Y'. All.
[00:09:25] To Your friends. Say you love your friends every time.
[00:09:28] That's what I'm saying. They need to know you're right or freaking die, bro. Literally, like, go back to that evil mic. I know. I know.
[00:09:37] I was, like, thinking about it in the back of my head. We already had our yearly. We had our. Yeah, we know. We know. We're gonna be here a million years together. We freaking know. We get it. Like, but, like, let it. Let your friends know you love them, because I'm sure there's so many people out there who Are just like, my friends don't even freaking like me, bro. I'm such a freaking child. Let your friends know you think they're funny. You care about them. I have been so not nonchalant this year, bro. Like, the second somebody's like, how do you even hang out with me? I'm not even that funny. I'm like, bro, be who you freaking are, bro. I wouldn't like you if you were somebody freaking else. Because I want to like you. Because you're a different freaking experience, bro. Like. Like, our friends are not normal and that's why we love them. Yes. Like, you guys are so. Gosh.
[00:10:22] Our friends are baddies.
[00:10:39] Okay, what was my topic? What's my topic?
[00:10:43] Freaky target on the. Oh, my. Yes.
[00:10:46] Great segue.
[00:10:48] Speaking of baddies, bro, we went to. Okay, first of all, this market was literally cursed. It was cursed. It was cursed. It was cursed. Should we name drop? No, I don't want to name drop. Okay. We had a prop that was working there, but every time we would go there, something would happen. Like, I'd always start choking when we enter the parking lot. Like, something would happen. It was cursed. We had. We were cursed. Literally, the rest of our year was like, since we found out you were there, like, he was not there last time we went, like, two days ago or something. Yes. And he was not there. He wasn't there. And suddenly, after ready after body, like, they just couldn't stop coming.
[00:11:25] We couldn't either, bro. Like, there was.
[00:11:29] I don't know what was happening at that Target, but if you were there, if you were at Target in where we live, like, two days ago. Yeah. And you're probably on the list of baddies. Literally, bro.
[00:11:39] Oh, my gosh. The workers were baddies. Everybody, like, everybody was a baddie.
[00:11:46] Every single person, bro. Even the freaking tech guy was a bad. Oh, my God. Both. Both. Whoever the tech guy and who he was talking to, both of them.
[00:11:55] There were, like, 10ft tall men there. Literally. Somebody had red sprays, bro.
[00:12:02] Oh, they're driving away.
[00:12:07] But right. So literally, like, I don't know what was happening at this target. Like, everybody decided to go when we were there. And they just also mean bad at the same time. Every single person, bro. What's happening?
[00:12:25] But yeah, that was freaky Target. We will be coming back. No, literally, especially because, like, near where we live. Yeah.
[00:12:33] So that's the spot, bro. Literally, you know those people that. You know those people that are like, we met at a grocery store. Now we have 10 kids. That's gonna be literally also at public.
[00:12:43] Oh, yes, bro. Literally. Somebody confessed their love to me at Publix. Yes. So, like, we made eye contact, and then they smiled.
[00:12:55] Just say you belong here.
[00:12:57] Just say it. Say, I'm gonna love you.
[00:13:00] Okay, we have to go over there with my Valentine's Day. I'.
[00:13:03] Okay, we can go after this. We're gonna go so I can meet my partner. They better be working today. Yeah.
[00:13:11] Clock in. Clock in, bro.
[00:13:14] All right, I think we're done talking about baddies. Okay, my next topic was black love because it's Valentine's Day and it's also February.
[00:13:25] Oh. Oh, my gosh, guys. I don't actually. Okay, where I was going with this is like, kind of like to, like, trap on our president because he posted about, like. Because like, that photo or video.
[00:13:38] Yeah, that was, like, really weird. Why would you do that? It was. How's that our.
[00:13:49] Authority? Like cones, bro. No, literally.
[00:13:52] What's going on, guys?
[00:13:55] But yeah, guys, black love is so beautiful. I love it. I love being black. I love being black. It's so awesome. Every single thing about being black. Like, even though it's. It's not easy, guys. Yeah, I literally. Beautiful. I texted her earlier and I was like, this is the year I'm gonna be black. I'm gonna be Lauryn Hill this year. And I, like, I've been doing it, bro.
[00:14:15] Like, somebody who shall not be named told me they freaking voted for.
[00:14:22] Like, I'm not gonna put up with this unless you have changed your views. And.
[00:14:29] And I still lowkey don't want to put up with it. Ever since then, I've been trolling this guy, so he's just a.
[00:14:36] Yeah, bro. Anyways, don't watch this. Don't watch. Don't watch this, bro. But yeah, you know who you are. But as a black woman, I was, like, down. I said, like, not white. That's what I'm saying. Bro's 50% black and 50% something else. That's also a freaking minority, bro. Like, you're his number one all time, guys.
[00:15:04] Like, he's after you specifically, bro. He has your name on the list and family members names on that Facebook. He wants y' all so bad. Does not make sense. Why would you do that? That's. You know, he is definitely in a different tax bracket than me, so I get that his. His people have a specific, you know, voting history, but I mean, like, this is because I'm in that tax bracket. I'm in that tax bracket, bro.
[00:15:32] I literally put my foot down, bro. Was like, yeah, I. I regret my vote sore, but, like, I don't even really like politics like that. And I was like, pause. I freaking have to be into freaking politics because literally my freaking life.
[00:15:46] His politics for something.
[00:15:48] What do you mean black like, bro. Like, hello. Like, what are we talking about? What are we talking about?
[00:15:54] Help but be interested in politics because it's my freaking, like, his tool. You're a person of color. Talking about. I don't like politics.
[00:16:04] You have no choice. I don't think any of us like politics. Clearly, it's freaking corrupt. No. Literally, right now, I don't think anybody likes a freaking politician. Gross. Freaking.
[00:16:13] What was it? His freaking.
[00:16:18] His reason. His freaking. Oh, yes. His reason. Reasoning was like, well, one I don't really know about.
[00:16:26] I don't really know that much about Kamala, bro. Google, why would you. The second reason was.
[00:16:31] Second reason was all politicians are corrupt. Yes. But I mean, there's like the lesser of two evil. Yes. That's the choice. That's like every single election, bro. Like, yes. Not everybody's going to agree with their views. Yes. They have to make certain choices because their powers are low key, limited. Yes. But there's a lesser up to leave. Especially in this last election. We have literally. My God.
[00:16:56] Like, end uninformed voting.
[00:16:58] Yes. Start doing your research now for the 2028. Eight. Yeah. Election start, guys. Y' all got two years.
[00:17:08] But back to black love. Yes.
[00:17:10] What a tangent, bro. One time somebody was like, I don't even know which freaking. It was Erykah Badu. She was dating Andre 3000, right? I have no idea. Okay, well, she has this one. I forgot which song it is. But there's this one song where they're like in an apartment.
[00:17:27] And I think it's the one where she's like, my dressed up just.
[00:17:34] But we got a. And we got to. Yes. That we're not going to get copyrighted. Yeah. But there's this one music video where she's like in a house. Bed on the floor, room probably stay.
[00:17:49] We were. And like, that's like very black love core. And one time somebody was like, this is how I think our life is going to be. And I was like, it was cute at the moment, I will say. Because, like, black love. Yeah. Like, thinking about it.
[00:18:06] I want a bed frame.
[00:18:10] I want a closet with hangers. I want to close it with a door. I want some. Some actual lighting, bro. We need to open up the curtains.
[00:18:18] Like, it's cute, though. Black love is its own category. Literally. Something about it is, like, beautiful. When I think black love, I think Amber, I think freaking sunshine royalty. Like, I think. Oh, my gosh. I just think understood understanding, bro. Yes. My biggest inspiration for black love. I'm insanely biased because. Hello. But my parents. Yes, bro. Like, but, like, there, it's so. I feel like the divorce rates are freaking crazy. But, like, black love is so important, and I feel like our community has very interesting.
[00:18:54] Like, I feel like the way it's portrayed in media is absolutely insane.
[00:18:59] Like, no, but sometimes this. What? They never talk about the positives. Like, every time black. Yeah. It's always toxic. Like, guys, that's what I'm saying. That's not what we're talking about. That's not what we're talking about. Happy yourself and have respect for yourself, and you will find people that respect you. Yes. Like, we can't accept. Can't accept the love we don't deserve. Yeah, but, like, if you see a man, if you have a man and he's like, he doesn't want to hang out with you in the daytime. He doesn't want to take you out to restaurants, bro.
[00:19:30] Like, he doesn't appreciate you, bro.
[00:19:33] Today I comment, like, if that's your story, literally, bro, like, if he doesn't appreciate you getting your hair done, your nails done, like, he doesn't freaking compliment you, bro. He's not. You're not gonna. He's not gonna get better.
[00:19:47] You can't fix him. You cannot fix him. It's not your job to fix him. Like, if you are fixed, you worked hard to get there, and you did that yourself. He can do the same.
[00:19:57] So black love.
[00:19:59] Love yourself and people will love you. Yes. Period.
[00:20:06] Every time a car comes in the parking lot, I'm like, they're gonna hit us. They're gonna interrupt to get us. We were just talking about mine. What's your next topic? Oh, what is my topic? The audio might still be crunchy. Loki.
[00:20:19] Oh, that was. It never settled. That was, like, the same thing. Oh, yeah.
[00:20:23] Oh, but blocking people. Oh, guys, how do we feel about blocking people? I'm very anti blocking people, and I've literally never been blocked until, like, last year on anything. Yeah, because I feel like it's never that serious, personally. Because, like, it's not like you can block people in real life. You're still gonna freaking triumph. Like, I believe in unfollowing 100. Like, if you don't want to see or interact with this person, you have the power to do that. But I feel like blocking them is like, crazy.
[00:20:54] I've, like. I don't know. I'm, like, mixed. I've reassessed. I used to be, like, anti blocking, but then I just blocked an entire family.
[00:21:02] I just blocked an entire family. I can't lie.
[00:21:05] Yeah.
[00:21:06] Because they try to give me. They should, like, try me for hours, bro. Yeah, but, like, that sounds out of pocket.
[00:21:13] It wasn't, like, illegal, though. But no, that's the thing. If somebody's, like, harassing you or you think they might harass you, like, if you think. If your life's in danger. My life wasn't in danger at all. You might need to get a restraining order on someone. Block them. Yes. Well, like, I don't know. The only account I blocked personally is McDonald's. And that's like, they just want to stop advertising, and I don't like their food. That's like, I don't like myself. Like, it was a hilarious world. I was, like, dogging dogs, like, for McDonald's. Sucks. I hate it. And then they popped an ad up, so I was like, I'm blocking. Oh, you just rage baited me and it worked. Now you're blocked. Freaking Ronald on the Obelisk.
[00:21:52] But. But, yeah, no, Like, I don't know. To me, it's so funny, bro. My mom's, like, telling me about how, like, one of her ex friends blocked her. I'm like, grow up, Troll up. Me and her both were like, grow up. You guys are. That's what I'm saying. Sometimes it's just immature when you block somebody. Like, sometimes blocking exists for a reason. If somebody's freaking harassing you, block them. Literally. If, like, this person freaking stabbed you one time and then they want to follow you on Instagram, block them.
[00:22:18] Like, if y' all just, like, had an argument and you block them. Let's grow up. Like, literally just grow. Like, that's the only thing I can say. Right? It's just. It just gives. Kid. I don't know.
[00:22:30] It's child. That's what I'm saying. It's childish, bro. It's sometimes. Sometimes if there's, like, no prime or freaking reason for it, like, sometimes you could just stop talking to someone. Literally. Like, just, like, they have an option where you can have their pages not show up and you don't have to block them, guys. That's the thing, guys. Unfollowing guys. It's a thing to be like, don't notify me when anything about this. Like, you can mute messages. You could, like, do all these kinds of things, bro. Like, there's the other.
[00:22:59] Anyways, but that was it. But yeah, okay, that was our, like, picked out topics in the bat on some pop culture. My first pop culture thing is heated rivalry.
[00:23:10] I've never seen it at all. I think it's like hockey. Yes. And gay. Yes. That's it. That's it, bro. I. It took me a month to finish that show. Somebody was like, this is when I was not on the Internet, so I didn't even know what this was. Somebody was like, you should watch Heated Rivalry. And I was like, I've heard about that. Literally, what is that? And they were like, first five episodes is hey, Gorn.
[00:23:33] And then the last episode. No, they were like, first five episodes is Pay Gordon. And then after that, it gets really good. And then I finally sat down and watched it and I was like, okay, I'm at episode five. What's next? There's one episode left. What do you mean it gets good?
[00:23:51] I think that show is very interesting. I want a woman version is all I can say.
[00:23:56] But I think the wattpad girlies would have gone crazy back in my day over this show. I think I'm just old.
[00:24:05] But speaking of heated rivalry, I've seen an uptick, specifically this year, of people beating on women and kids in television. And then explicit gay prawn, bro. Like, I first five shows I watched, like, starting in December had one of those two things, bro. Stranger things. They were beating on freaking Holly or whatever her name is. Freaking. I watched Knives out, bro. They beat up this freaking kid, bro. This little girl. Like, what?
[00:24:35] And then I was watching freaking. I love la. I love that show. And they just had Ro bent over, bro, legs in the air, and I was like, all right, all right. And then a heated rivalry, bro. Never seen this much.
[00:24:48] My working theory on this that she's talking about is that we're just unknown. So we're watching unk shows with unbeknownst. Like, I don't think. I don't know. I personally don't watch anything. I don't watch anything. So I haven't seen any of this. I haven't seen any of this, guys. And also I was watching White Lotus. They had straight, like, Gucci and Bro Baby. But yeah, like, oh, I'm pretty sure all those shows are like TV and may rated all are just on HBO Max. Like, yeah, so HBO Max just freak mags like HBO Max and Tubi Freak. Those are the black. Those are the black subject.
[00:25:28] Okay, my next thing I. Oh, yeah. I brought it up because I thought it Was really funny. And I as an idea, we don't think bro knows what he did, right? We don't. I posted on my note, I said, who wants to have a heated rivalry with me? And I was like, you know I want somebody. You know I want something. Yes. I want like, like the actual show. And then bro freaking one of our main characters. Yes. Freaking DM me and was like bit. And they immediately got so freaking evil, bro. Like literally that's not what was. They were holding that in, bro.
[00:26:06] Like, yep, you hate me. I get.
[00:26:11] Literally we don't think he knows because he has a person to have an actual heated rival. And then our second op. Not op. He's half op, half main character. But he also liked the note. I was like, do you guys. I swear, I swear they're talking about like yes, we talk about them every day. Every hour on the friggin hour. But like, why interacting with me so hard and I'm scared. Like freaking first main character like responds to every single thing I post. And then the second main character has been liking freaking everything I post from going through the freaking archives and liking stuff. Like old stuff. Bro, what the heck you brought. Okay, moving on to my last pop culture topic. It was Bad Bunny. Super Bowl.
[00:26:59] Yeah.
[00:27:02] Literally don't know who played. Amaya's cousin played. That's all we know.
[00:27:06] In the actual game. That's all we know. Didn't lock in until Bad Bunny came on the screen. And then we came on the screen, right?
[00:27:16] Yeah, you did. So Bad Bunny.
[00:27:20] I was talking about Bunny for a little bit. Yeah, I literally still am a little bit kind of. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, but yeah, bad funny. It's a beautiful show, bro.
[00:27:31] I think the whole entire super bowl was his. Yeah. I think it was so funny. I didn't actually know that like the alternate halftime shows were real until like people started talking about them. It was like I turned the halftime show off and I watched the other one. I don't know, like the alternate halftime shows that like they had in protest of Bad Bunny. Oh, like freaking Kim.
[00:27:53] I have no idea who it was because that's what Logan posted.
[00:27:58] We can name drop him. Oh yeah. Because you guys, there's a lot of Logan's bro. Yeah. But speaking. Speaking of a Logan. Logan Paul like swiping or like going against what Jake Paul said, bro was so funny. I know we're talking about. But yeah, Jake Paul posted on Twitter talking about some fake American blah, blah, blah, whatever. And like the. The recap after he's like by fake American. I mean, he's going against what we stand for. Like. No, he's not.
[00:28:24] He's not. He's actually not. Yeah. I don't. I think the halftime show was actually beautiful and, like, actually for what America is supposed to be. Yeah. Not what people want it to be. Yeah. I don't know. Whatever happened to freedom, right? Whatever happened to we hold these truths to be self evident that I'm gonna create an equal?
[00:28:44] Whatever happened to everybody's a freaking immig immigrant that's ever lived here? Right? What happened to this is not our land? What happens? Love your neighbor? What happened to all this stuff, guys? Where'd it go? What happened to In God We Trust? I don't think anybody's listening to any of his freaking morals around you. No. Like, where's your Bible? Pick it up. Guys. Do you please. Hello?
[00:29:05] I'm in. I'm in there. I'm in there and living it out. You need to do the same. Like, come on, guys.
[00:29:13] Everybody's looking. Bad Bunny, Loki. We are in OP territory talking about this. We are in a place where there are a lot of Trump flags and people support Trump. So we could get killed right now. Yeah. I love how everyone's wearing pink, too. It's so cute. Such like a community. Oh, my gosh, bro. My friends had, like, the cute. Okay. He went. I saw him. He hasn't posted it, bro. He had the cutest little outfit on. Oh, so adorable, bro. Dudes are wearing cute little.
[00:29:41] If you, you know who. If you know who you are. If you know, you know. If you know, you know, you know who you are. Maybe. Wait, we should do FIT checks at the end. Oh, my gosh. We're gonna do FIT checks at the end, guys. Are we at the end?
[00:29:51] No, I have to. Oh, you have tomorrow. Okay. You have yours? Yeah. Okay. What's mine? Freaking mouse boyfriend, bro.
[00:29:58] Mouse boyfriend. I want a mouse freaking boyfriend. I don't think that's popcorn. No. Because I'm gonna talk about freaking Joshua Ponner. This is the second time I'm talking about Knives out, bro.
[00:30:08] I think it's funny that those moves are still called Knives Out.
[00:30:12] We're on a different freaking topic now. But I want Joshua Khan. My freaking TikTok feed has only been.
[00:30:20] He looks like a little mouse and I want him. I want him so bad, bro. I need him. I just need, like, a soft spoken guy. Oh, my God. I'm an SNL freak. And Josh o' Connor was freaking SNL skit where they. It was a Bachelorette party. But like, they were actually like, nobody was like getting naked or anything. They just came and like started like softly praising them. They're like, you're enough. And I was like, I need that. I need Joshua Connor to come to my bachelorette party and tell me I'm freaking enough, bro. Like, right? I've never seen Knives out. I've seen every single one. I also want Daniel Craig. Look out for the freaking. Hear me out. Oh, yes.
[00:31:00] I've edited a total of four minutes that video, guys. So it's coming out in five months.
[00:31:07] Stay tuned. It's coming up maybe. But yeah, I want. I like a mouse boyfriend. I just mean I want a soft spoken guy who wears a cardigan kind of. It's like a mouse in the face a little bit. Just a little bit, you know, a little ratty little nose. Yeah, that kind of look like a mouse. I think I have a bird face. I think I look like a bird.
[00:31:28] And my last pop culture is Beatles biopic, y'. All. Are we ready? Are we ready for the Beatles biopic? It's me, Ringo from the freaking Beatles. If you know that video, you're an og.
[00:31:42] But I don't even know which one he's playing. But freaking Barry Cohegan or whatever.
[00:31:47] Literally, guys, bro, he literally came from the sewers. No, this is all love, right? Literally. We think I like Softburn to a certain extent. You know, I thought that guy was chill until recently. I don't know what's been like, okay, no, there are some photos of Barry KE again where I'm like on thing. But then there's other ones where I'm like, girl, what's going on, girl?
[00:32:15] We have to upload that picture of him with the tooth. We have to put that in.
[00:32:20] Nice. It's so. It's so the freaking Beatles. It's. It's got to be like the bowl cut he has. It's so gross. But when he saw burn, he didn't even look that bad. Like, I could have seen him. Wasn't it like slick or something? I don't know. I don't know. He had a different hairstyle, bro. What's that tall guy different? That tall guy from. He's in Wuthering Hearts and he was in Frankenstein. I really like that movie. Jacob Elordi. Jacob Elordi, bro. I could have seen him and Jacob Elordi walking down the street together. They would have been a cute couple in that movie.
[00:32:49] But recently, I don't. I don't know, man.
[00:32:54] I don't know what he's on. It's just something. I don't know. He's like. He's looking more British. Yes. That's what it is. Like, because they're making. Because the Beatles are British. So he's making. He's being more British. Like, stop. The American looks kind of, like, scary. Like, he looks kind of, like. Is he going through a rough time? I don't. Does Sabrina leave? It's gotta be the Sabrina effect, bro.
[00:33:16] Something's wrong.
[00:33:18] I'm just thinking about the song where she's like, don't embarrass me or whatever. And I'm like, he's doing that.
[00:33:25] It's not even his fault. He's not even doing anything, actually. His face. Like, he's just literally just existing. We're just hating on him. He needs some bone broth or something. I don't know.
[00:33:34] But yeah, guys, drink bone broth. Yeah. Our bones are gonna start drinking bone broth. Yeah. Our bones have been hurting. Oh, yeah, bro. My finger still hurts. I ate. I was eating Cheerios and, like, I was holding the spoon wrong and my finger spins sore. Ever since y'. All, like, what?
[00:33:52] That's not on. I think I fractured my finger eating Cheerios.
[00:33:58] I eat Cheerios too, bro. I care about my heart health. Like, but. Oh, my gosh, I'm doing, like. This is a crazy poser.
[00:34:07] She's. She's doing her bone bra stretches right now.
[00:34:11] Okay. Was that our last topic? I think so. Okay, so fit check. Guys, we're gonna. Hold on.
[00:34:17] This is gonna be so awkward. But we're gonna, like.
[00:34:23] Well, I gotta unbutton.
[00:34:25] I gotta. But we gotta make this up here.
[00:34:30] I like. I don't know.
[00:34:33] Is this better? Hold on, guys. We're gonna give you guys a good check. I need to turn. Yeah, okay.
[00:34:41] Okay, you go first. Okay. Guys, quick check. Hold on. I can't see my pants. Can't see my pants.
[00:34:47] Valentine's Day fit check.
[00:34:51] I actually don't know what brand these are. Nick. Mikey. Right?
[00:34:54] Pants came from Ross. Belt also came from Ross Top. No idea.
[00:34:59] Ross Little Jorts. Guys. Ross Shorts. Bonclair coat.
[00:35:03] Necklace. I don't. Oh, wait, I forgot. I forgot. Dang, I forgot.
[00:35:09] And then glasses. Ray Bans.
[00:35:13] Okay.
[00:35:16] Pants. Urban Outfitters. Shoes. Converse from seventh grade.
[00:35:21] I stole it from my sister, but it's from the thrift store.
[00:35:24] Corset. Urban Outfitters. Oh, necklace. Necklace. Urban. What else? Hair straight from the scalp, y'. All. Yeah.
[00:35:35] Oh, earrings. Target earrings. Target glasses. CME.com.
[00:35:41] so, yeah, stay stay. Stay busy.
[00:35:44] Working on the peach, guys.
[00:35:46] We're so excited for it to get work weather. Yeah. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. This part is talking, too.
[00:35:52] Yes. Okay.
[00:35:59] No, you can. It's okay. It's okay. So, yeah, stay busy, guys.
[00:36:04] I actually don't know where the mouse is. Bye, guys.
