Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
That's how it should start
[00:00:10] Speaker B: with that.
Yeah.
[00:00:12] Speaker A: Hey, guys. Welcome to the Bor.
First episode. We need a lot.
[00:00:17] Speaker B: You need an intro.
[00:00:18] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:00:19] Speaker B: Okay.
Welcome to the first episode of the Bork.
[00:00:22] Speaker A: Welcome to the Bork. We gotta introduce ourselves. Okay. Hi, mama. No kidding.
[00:00:28] Speaker B: Yes. Weasel hosts.
Yes.
Your beasel host for the board.
I'm Aaliyah,
[00:00:37] Speaker A: and we're gonna.
[00:00:39] Speaker B: We're gonna work your peach so hard. Have we ever, like, said our names? I don't think so.
[00:00:44] Speaker A: I don't think so.
[00:00:46] Speaker B: Anonymous.
[00:00:48] Speaker A: Okay, we got to give you all the low down on how this is gonna.
[00:00:52] Speaker B: How this is gonna work. Okay, so basically we each have topics.
Oh, my goodness. Like, one or two. We're starting with one because, like, it's our first episode. And then we're just gonna talk about them. And then, like, we have like, our, like, cultural event or, like, current event, but, like, not political for to start with.
[00:01:14] Speaker A: I might get political.
[00:01:15] Speaker B: Guys, low key. We're already political because my freaking.
[00:01:20] Speaker A: Yeah, Literally not me, though.
Yeah, I know. Okay, I can't say that, guys. I'm just canceled.
It literally takes two minutes.
Okay?
[00:01:35] Speaker B: It's over. Oh, my gosh.
[00:01:37] Speaker A: This is so awkward. I feel like a podcast would be, like, flowy.
[00:01:41] Speaker B: Oh, no, no, no.
[00:01:42] Speaker A: Oh, I don't know.
[00:01:43] Speaker B: It's cuz, like, I'm performing now, but, like, we just gotta talk how we usually talk. Like, act like nobody's watching. We're not recording right now, guys.
[00:01:52] Speaker A: Okay? It's literally just us.
It's literally just us. We're Gabby.
[00:01:57] Speaker B: Yes, we're Gabby.
[00:02:00] Speaker A: We're Gabbie.
[00:02:00] Speaker B: Hana.
People love that. I hate myself. Sorry.
[00:02:07] Speaker A: Inside my head and wash myself Implode
[00:02:09] Speaker B: a thought without a thought without a body ought to be.
Guys, can you. Can you tell. Can you tell what kind of people we were in middle school?
Yeah.
[00:02:19] Speaker A: I think her background will explain enough.
Guys, for the people who are listening out there.
[00:02:28] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:02:29] Speaker A: Very gay background. Oh, my God.
[00:02:32] Speaker B: Surprisingly, it. I feel like it should be reversed. Like. Yes,
[00:02:38] Speaker A: but first topic.
This is not my real topic, but this is just a segue. I have Spotify Commoner right now because I am lacking funds, and I'm like, I feel like people were dogging on regular Spotify and I was one of those people, you know?
But like, first of all, the ads are like 30 seconds, and then it's
[00:03:04] Speaker B: not even that bad.
[00:03:05] Speaker A: Like, I feel like everybody's like, you can't skip the songs. If you just select each song you want to play, it's Going to play that song. Like, you don't have to skip it.
But this is my point.
I got a Spotify ad, and it was like, you can literally advertise whatever you want on here, so we can advertise the board.
[00:03:27] Speaker B: So these are things I'm just like. I'm iffy about Spotify right now. Like, I still have Spotify premium guys because I'm a music addict. But, like, at the same time, they do support opposing forces. That's true.
[00:03:38] Speaker A: That is true.
So they do kind of support the ops.
[00:03:44] Speaker B: They support the opposition.
[00:03:49] Speaker A: We already got political. We already got homophobic a little bit. I don't know where else this could go.
So follow us.
[00:03:58] Speaker B: Next up, racism.
[00:03:59] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:04:01] Speaker B: Everybody sing your least favorite race.
Okay, first real topic. You said separating the art from the artist.
[00:04:11] Speaker A: Yes. That's okay, guys, here's my crazy thing. I've been into reading recently.
Oh, what?
[00:04:24] Speaker B: No, I already know it's about. I like this.
The Train of fact.
[00:04:29] Speaker A: Okay, I've been reading, right when I was on the way to work, I used to ride the bus and it used to take an hour.
So I started reading books, you know, And I read American Gods, and that was my favorite book of all time.
The author, on the other hand, is not the best person, but here is my cake. He who shall not be named, but got cancelled very recently. The allegations happened very recently.
So I was like, he made this book in the freaking 90s. I feel like he was in a different head space. You know what I mean? Like, if he released a book today, I would not read that. But, like, this book came out 30 years ago, you know?
But here's the thing. Kanye West.
I would not listen to Kanye west today.
[00:05:24] Speaker B: Guys, we're getting canceled. Oh,
[00:05:30] Speaker A: Hear me out. Old Kanye West, I might dabble, but I would not listen to any music he would make.
Like, any music he made in the last, like, 10 years. I would not.
Would not listen.
[00:05:47] Speaker B: Right? Yeah, me too.
Do you have the College Dropout on vinyl?
[00:05:53] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying.
Like, I did listen to Kanye's workout plan in the shower today, but I will not listen to anything he makes because he made that freaky ass song. Okay, let's not get canceled. Let's talk about something.
[00:06:08] Speaker B: Wait, what freaky ass song? Carnival.
[00:06:12] Speaker A: I don't know. The one about his cousin.
[00:06:17] Speaker B: I'm not up to date on Kanye, guys. I can't lie, okay?
[00:06:20] Speaker A: I feel like that's for the best.
[00:06:22] Speaker B: Like, the last song I heard he made is Carnival,
[00:06:29] Speaker A: guys.
[00:06:31] Speaker B: Okay.
Yes.
[00:06:33] Speaker A: And I Have read.
I have, like, three more Neil Gaiman books, and they're really good. Okay. But I don't support him as a person.
What else?
I don't know. I'm just very pro. Separating the art from the artist. Almost every single director in Hollywood has been cancelled, but there's a lot of good movies out there.
So that's what I'm saying. And most of the time, like, there's a lot of other people that have also worked on this art. And then it's just the one that kind of soils its name. You know what I mean? Especially, like, TV and movies. Like, there's writers, producers, freaking the people acting in the movies so we can think the one person is, like, stinky nasty. And like, if they're like, hey, guys, I make YouTube videos now.
[00:07:27] Speaker B: Come subscribe.
[00:07:27] Speaker A: We can bomb them. But, right, we can still, like, support a movie that had, like, a lot of people working on it. So that's my take.
[00:07:39] Speaker B: Literally.
[00:07:42] Speaker A: Please don't cancel.
Okay.
[00:07:45] Speaker B: Okay. Anyways, yes, I'm lighting change to chat.
I'm just like, I literally am so glad I'm opening my window, bro.
[00:07:59] Speaker A: Normalize opening your windows. That's how you get essential.
Whatever vitamin in the sun gives you.
[00:08:13] Speaker B: But yes, mama is opening her windows. Me and my roommate, we don't even use, like, the lights and stuff. We low key most of the time. Just have the window open until night time and the night time is bedtime.
But yes, guys, I also agree. Separating the art from the artist literally, like, all my drive back to school because I went home for this freaky snowstorm, we were talking about separating the art from the artists.
[00:08:36] Speaker A: Like, it's important.
I mean, yes, it's how we enjoy things. Like, everything has evil little bad seeds planted in it. Yeah.
[00:08:48] Speaker B: Especially with, like, Hollywood. Like, everybody in Hollywood is evil. They're all evil.
[00:08:52] Speaker A: Freaking Leonardo DiCaprio.
But did I love one battle after another?
[00:08:59] Speaker B: Yes. Yes.
Did I love what's eating Gilbert Grape? Yes.
[00:09:05] Speaker A: But, like, am I in danger if I'm within four feet of him?
Maybe.
[00:09:13] Speaker B: We're at our prime right now, according to him.
[00:09:15] Speaker A: Literally.
But yeah.
Watched one battle after another. It was really good. And I'm in love with Teyana Taylor.
[00:09:26] Speaker B: Okay, I'm sorry, I can't. Like, I'm just staring at Josh.
[00:09:36] Speaker A: I'm literally. I've been watching Freaky.
I've been watching this movie he's in with literally. What's the guy with the voice that's literally in everything?
Neil Degret.
[00:09:47] Speaker B: What?
[00:09:49] Speaker A: Literally famous guy. He's like, that's what he says.
[00:09:57] Speaker B: Okay. In my mind, when you said voice,
[00:10:00] Speaker A: I think Morgan Freeman. Yes, Morgan Freeman.
[00:10:04] Speaker B: That's what you were talking about.
[00:10:06] Speaker A: That's what I was talking about.
Oh, my gosh, Guys, I've been watching this movie with Josh Hutcherson and Morgan Freeman for the past week because it's so slow. But it's called, like, 57 seconds. And Josh Hutcherson has a crush on a black.
[00:10:24] Speaker B: But it's taking you a week.
[00:10:25] Speaker A: It's taking me 57 days.
So I'm a Josh Hutterson. Stan. Because of I love L. A. The Rachel.
Yes. I feel like.
[00:10:40] Speaker B: Okay, guys, I don't watch anything. I don't know anything, guys. I was just born yesterday, apparently.
Yeah. So, like, anytime.
Anytime. Anaya talks about, like, things like movies, actors, stuff like that.
[00:10:55] Speaker A: I'm like, right.
[00:10:57] Speaker B: Because I've never heard of it or
[00:10:58] Speaker A: I've never seen it. I haven't seen are the things that she had and she seems. I watch small movies, guys.
[00:11:06] Speaker B: I watch really freaky, weird movies. Like.
Wait, not for Kate.
[00:11:13] Speaker A: No, we actually.
Oh, sorry to interrupt, but I feel like we need, like. No, you're good. To figure out how long this should be.
[00:11:24] Speaker B: You're so right. How long has it been? Like, what's the.
[00:11:28] Speaker A: Where's the time? I guess you texted me at.
That was 23 minutes ago.
So I'd probably say, like, 10, 15. That's when we started recordings.
[00:11:39] Speaker B: Like, six or seven minutes.
But yeah, I've seen really weird movies. Like, my top list of movies, like, my number one top movie is a French Canadian kids movie.
Like, low key. I can't lie. Like, my top five, Loki consists of, like, even more.
The only.
The only two movies that are not French Canadian that are in there. 1917 and the Florida Project.
[00:12:08] Speaker A: Oh, I've. This is an example of never seen the Florida Project. I know this.
Haven't seen it.
[00:12:15] Speaker B: I've seen it in insane. Oh, my gosh. This past, like, winter break in college, I went to Florida. I got to go to, like, the Orange World that's in that movie. And I literally. Oh.
Sort of tweaking out.
I got so excited. I was like, oh, my gosh. Like, we were walking to Chili's. There's a Chili's nearby.
[00:12:35] Speaker A: I was like, guys, we gotta go. We gotta go.
[00:12:38] Speaker B: Guys, we gotta go. We did go.
[00:12:39] Speaker A: Literally in the movie.
[00:12:40] Speaker B: I basically met Willem Dafoe because he
[00:12:43] Speaker A: was in the movie. Oh, my background for our next sport.
[00:12:49] Speaker B: Just the freaky poses.
[00:12:51] Speaker A: Yeah.
Okay, topic number.
Zoo, zoo.
[00:12:59] Speaker B: Okay. My topic that I kind of thought of was like our shared psychosis.
Because this is what they experience. This is what y' all go through. Like, you guys get our shared psychosis whenever we are making a video.
So I feel like it. Loki needs to be studied.
[00:13:16] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:13:17] Speaker B: But yes.
[00:13:18] Speaker A: Our brain waves just start connecting.
[00:13:21] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:13:22] Speaker A: We're on frequency higher than everyone else.
[00:13:27] Speaker B: Yes. I don't know what happens when me and Anaya are in the same room together.
Please get crazy guy.
[00:13:36] Speaker A: Literally movie.
[00:13:39] Speaker B: We both lose our minds. Like, oh my goodness. Worst example is like Oak Island. Like, that's like peak example.
[00:13:45] Speaker A: Because that's when the beasel started for a week.
Like, absolutely insane.
[00:13:54] Speaker B: Literally lost our marbles. Like I.
Yo, I'm so sorry to those guys.
[00:14:02] Speaker A: If you are a cop, stop listening.
Yes.
[00:14:06] Speaker B: If you work with law enforcement. This is AI generated. You don't see Sora. Right.
We were not involved with any of this.
[00:14:15] Speaker A: But this is. This was literally freaking Saniya and Balea. So literally.
[00:14:23] Speaker B: Those were literally Zebo us. That was not us. That was literally it.
[00:14:27] Speaker A: Oh my goodness. Okay. Okay.
[00:14:30] Speaker B: I don't know why. Okay, there were these two fine shifts in the moment. We thought they were like peak fine shift. But since then we've had low key. Both of us have each had fine, fine shift. For real fine shifts.
But at the time this was like, fine shift. And like, we were like, oh my goodness. We need to like somehow get in a position to where we just like can talk to them.
[00:14:49] Speaker A: Yeah. It's like naturally. Even though it's part of. So unnatural for us.
[00:14:56] Speaker B: But like, okay, we were at a concert, guys. Loki. Peak concert. Best concert ever. Like, we were on the stage. That's not part of the story.
[00:15:03] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, it is. That's.
[00:15:05] Speaker B: We're setting the scene, but like, we sort of like just like putting ourselves like where they were.
[00:15:14] Speaker A: Like, it started with a seating and then we slept. And so we were trying to figure out if they were fine shift.
[00:15:23] Speaker B: Gotta know.
[00:15:24] Speaker A: No, we take a picture of me. Quotation mark, quotation mark.
And they just so happened to be in the background.
[00:15:33] Speaker B: Like it was a total coincidence, guys.
[00:15:39] Speaker A: And the camera just so happened to focus on their faces.
[00:15:43] Speaker B: Literally. Like it just so happened to be half of Anaya's cheeks.
[00:15:46] Speaker A: Literally there was an earthquake and the whole like it was shaking turned so I wasn't even really in it. And then they just.
[00:15:58] Speaker B: Yes, guys, it was real. It was a real life. Scary guys. The whole entire Earth. Like.
[00:16:04] Speaker A: Like it was.
[00:16:06] Speaker B: It was literally just our table that just. And like, you Know, it was such a funny moment. We're like, we have to keep the photo. Like, we should like, let's not even take any more. That one's. That's the photo.
Right?
[00:16:18] Speaker A: And then they get up.
Yes.
[00:16:23] Speaker B: And naturally we were done eating, so we got to like, of course it was hot outside.
[00:16:28] Speaker A: We had to get moving.
[00:16:29] Speaker B: This was middle of July, guys.
[00:16:31] Speaker A: Like, it was hot.
We were in the sun. Like beach.
[00:16:36] Speaker B: There was no shade at all.
[00:16:37] Speaker A: We're just out there so they can up and we. There's only so many places you can go. It was a very crowded area. So we have the same path.
They start walking faster. And if you guys drive on the road, you understand following distance, speed you need to maintain.
[00:17:01] Speaker B: So yes, the person in front of
[00:17:03] Speaker A: you starts moving a little faster. It's only etiquette to move a little faster to keep up, literally traffic. So they started moving a little faster.
So.
[00:17:14] Speaker B: So wait, and also, it was hot. Like, it was also hot, guys.
[00:17:18] Speaker A: So like fast we get breeze.
[00:17:21] Speaker B: Yes, exactly.
And they did start running.
[00:17:27] Speaker A: And we just so happened to. Because of the following distance.
[00:17:30] Speaker B: It was following distance, bro. And also, like, the playground was right there, bro. We wanted swings. Like, we wanted to get on that swing. The spinning thingy. The kids have been hawking the spinning thingy. We wanted to get on that. Right?
[00:17:44] Speaker A: And they just so happen to be in our way.
[00:17:47] Speaker B: Literally.
[00:17:48] Speaker A: Like, so this ends. We go on stage, we perform.
[00:17:53] Speaker B: Yes. We eat it up, guys.
[00:17:55] Speaker A: We were guys.
[00:17:58] Speaker B: They caught us back. They caught us back on stage. We got off stage, we like come back up. Come back up.
[00:18:02] Speaker A: Once we were done, they did a standing away. So yes, literally.
[00:18:06] Speaker B: Oh my gosh. Peak moment.
[00:18:09] Speaker A: We start walking to the car. Yes, we have a car and we're walking home.
[00:18:18] Speaker B: We driving.
We did kind of scream.
Yeah, they did kind of speed up. They did kind of start driving fast. Like we're walking this way. We look, we see them and they speed up.
No, it's all coincidence when you really think about it. It's hot outside.
We just want to breeze. Like following distance. Like, we just wanted to maintain. Like there were people probably behind us trying to walk too. So we're like, okay. Like, every action has an equal reaction.
Literally. Like everything, everything can be explained.
[00:18:54] Speaker A: So that's in our shared psychosis gets so much worse. But I feel like that's like teeth. Yeah. The entire Beasal production is an example.
Yes. Psychosis is like any of the videos
[00:19:09] Speaker B: we post that are like, together you'll be experiencing shared psychosis. So you're welcome.
[00:19:15] Speaker A: I'm really enjoying this green screen.
[00:19:18] Speaker B: Okay, we have eight minutes left, guys, because Zoom Pro. Didn't know that was a thing. Might have to get that low key if we're going to continue this.
[00:19:27] Speaker A: But we're keeping it short.
[00:19:29] Speaker B: Yes, we're keeping it short for first episode. And also because, like, we don't like editing.
[00:19:34] Speaker A: Right? And we didn't prepare.
[00:19:36] Speaker B: This is a podcast.
[00:19:36] Speaker A: We don't have to edit it.
[00:19:37] Speaker B: You're so right.
[00:19:38] Speaker A: This is us unfiltered.
[00:19:42] Speaker B: Anyways, last topic. Talk about, guys, this weekend was crazy. Guys, it's sn.
[00:19:47] Speaker A: It's new.
It literally.
It's snood all over.
[00:19:52] Speaker B: It's snood everywhere, guys. And we live in North Carolina. It doesn't do that here.
[00:19:58] Speaker A: We've been doxed Just dox us some big gola state.
[00:20:06] Speaker B: Oh, wait, like, it's limited because, like, it snows in the mountains, so, you know, we don't live there.
[00:20:11] Speaker A: Yeah, you never know.
[00:20:13] Speaker B: We live everywhere, actually.
[00:20:15] Speaker A: Move.
[00:20:17] Speaker B: We move. We're army brats.
[00:20:19] Speaker A: We're always making moves.
[00:20:22] Speaker B: So, yes, in silence.
[00:20:24] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:20:24] Speaker B: Okay.
Real G's move in silence. Like lasagna.
[00:20:31] Speaker A: Okay, last topic.
[00:20:34] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:20:35] Speaker A: It's new.
[00:20:36] Speaker B: It's new.
Yes. Guys, I'm low key.
I can't lie. I got back to school on campus today. Tell me why the walkway in and out of my building is not cleared. It's straight ice. I almost died getting my suitcase and stuff in here. They want me dead. In short, I'm not going to class tomorrow if it's not clear. I'm being so serious, and I will not see me.
[00:21:06] Speaker A: And that's not her fault.
I lunch.
So I drove my car, and this was the first time I've driven my car by myself, but without, like, following directly behind somebody.
So, mind you, I went to Burger King. The burger king was 12 minutes away.
Right. Okay, so you have to factor in 12 minutes there, 12 minutes back. That's already almost 30.
Yeah, it's like 24.
It took me about an hour and 15 minutes to get home.
[00:21:39] Speaker B: Right, right.
[00:21:41] Speaker A: The roads were icy.
That's all I gotta say.
And then we had to order, so.
[00:21:50] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:21:51] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:21:51] Speaker B: Had to wait.
[00:21:53] Speaker A: It's a lot. A lot.
Yeah.
[00:21:56] Speaker B: It's just like, we're not used to this. This doesn't happen here. Like, why are they talking about. It's about a slow next weekend, too.
[00:22:02] Speaker A: During the ladybug party.
[00:22:04] Speaker B: During the ladybug party. So if it snows, parties canceled. We haven't seen each other in ages. So if it snows and we can't see each other.
[00:22:11] Speaker A: They're trying to give us a point. Go to Oak island, maybe.
[00:22:15] Speaker B: Oh, yes.
For chance
[00:22:19] Speaker A: in the world.
[00:22:21] Speaker B: We will be working on the peach.
[00:22:24] Speaker A: Yes.
We're gonna work on the peach. For real.
[00:22:29] Speaker B: For real.
[00:22:30] Speaker A: So.
Well, we need an outro.
[00:22:35] Speaker B: Yes, we do. We have four minutes left.
[00:22:38] Speaker A: That was all.
[00:22:39] Speaker B: Guys, guys. That was literally it. That was it.
Keep working it, guys. Thank you. Thank you for watching the board, listening to the board. Whatever you're choosing to do, go on redbubble. Buy Hayball's merch.
Hay Balls mug. Hey, Balls. Puzzle. Hey, Balls. Sweatshirt.
[00:22:59] Speaker A: Hey, Buzz. Hey, Balls. Hey, Balls. Tote bag. Hey, Balls. What else? Whatever we have.
[00:23:05] Speaker B: Pin case. Magnet.
[00:23:07] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:23:08] Speaker B: Postcard.
Send your family a Hay Balls postcard when you go off to freaking Prague or something. I don't know. Hey, Balls. Who wouldn't love to open up an envelope and see hey, Balls.
[00:23:20] Speaker A: Right?
[00:23:20] Speaker B: And, like, don't write anything else, though. Just keep it blank.
Keep it blank. Because, like, what else would you need?
[00:23:27] Speaker A: That's what I'm hearing.
Well, yes. Seeing you guys, it's been so real.
[00:23:34] Speaker B: Guys.
[00:23:35] Speaker A: My balls.
Eyeballs.
[00:23:38] Speaker B: Yes. Oh, my goodness.
